It's hard to believe that Barney the Dinosaur and Jurassic Park occupied the same cultural time frames, being such totally opposite representations of dinosaurs, but lo, the early 90s were all about the T-Rex.
Thankfully Barney was a much softer (and we guess smarter seeing as he could talk) dinosaur, but the people behind Fox ADHD decided to imagine what it would have been like if Barney were scientifically accurate. The answer is grim. Very grim. And very much not for kids (and a little NSFW).