Youtuber Mr. Forthright is giving you the wisdom of his years of experience on how to get away with doing absolutely nothing in work.

And trust me, he knows his stuff. Screen turned away from everyone: Check. Massive shoulder pads: Check. Multiple toilet breaks: Check. I can attest to the fact that when it comes to avoiding doing any work, this guy knows what he's talking about. I'm lining up a fake heart-attack to get the afternoon off also.

Have a look at the video if you're planning to spend the day slyly doing nothing, and give me a ring if you want to hang out after lunch.