Look, all we're saying now is never get on a boat without a broom.

Australian man Dan Hoey had an all-too-casual encounter with an 18-foot great white shark while fishing off of Port Fairy, Australia, that will probably keep you out of the ocean for a while.

Hoey's reaction to the shark deciding the boat was dinner is all too relaxed, Australian press that he escaped after "the shark nearly took a chunk out of my Yamaha motors, leaving a few small dents and scratches."

More reasons to just stay out of the sea and away from sharks in general.

Via Mashable