Hearing Arnie reacting to being chased by a wild elephant in Africa really is like something out of a bonkers comedy from the '90s.

Schwarzenegger was recently in South Africa where he took in a safari tour that ended up being a lot hairier than most expect. Or at least not from elephants.

As Arnie says himself:

"I couldn't have written this safari encounter better if it was a movie. I'm absolutely in awe of these beautiful, strong animals, even though some of us had to change our pants after this. We need to stop killing them - take a photo, not a shot. Would you rather be able to experience these creatures or a hunk of ivory? I thought so."

Definitely time to get to the choppaaaaaaaaaa.

Via YouTube