Amy Schumer is not one to hold a grudge. Oh no, she's here to bury the hatchet. Deep.
Schumer took to the stage in New York's Madison Square Gardens last night on her first tour date since Tampa, Florida, on Sunday, during which approximately 200 people are reported to have walked out, and addressed the crowd there with an open letter she wrote to Tampa following the 'incident'.
Schumer teased her letter earlier that day with an Instagram post that included the hashtag '#tampaapologytour', so it was clearly something that was on her mind.
The letter read:
"Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now. How could I think it was okay to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views?"
"After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy. Both the rich, entitled, white people who are gonna vote for him and the very poor people who've been tricked into it!"
"And Tampa, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that he was an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Shouldn’t have said that. I will never again say that he is an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster! Never again."
To that she then added that she was grateful for the whole thing and looks forward to putting it behind her in few weeks when "Hillary Clinton is (their) motherf*cking president".
You can watch Schumer deliver her letter in full below.
And after that, she washed her hands of the whole thing and became the bottom corner of a Madonna-topped human pyramid because priorities.