Even people who barely believe in aliens will admit that the secrecy surrounding Area 51, the United States Air Force base that houses secret operations, is pretty intriguing and goes a long way to keeping even the most low-energy conspiracy theorist second-guessing themselves.

UFO investigators and runners of UFO Seekers, Tim and Tracey Doyle, were equally curious about the infamous site and decided to climb the nearest mountain with a view of the base armed with extreme long distance lenses to capture activity. And while this feels all like it would invite trouble and/or intrigue, their discoveries were a bit more mundane.

Why? Well, as any good conspiracy theorist will tell you, they've moved everything underground. We can't provide any evidence of that, but we all know it's true...