Even if you're one of the best fighters in the world, nothing prepares you for something like this.

UFC bantamweight Urijah Faber had a home invasion of the very strange kind over the weekend that involved an unlocked front door, a possibly drunk woman, a locked bathroom, the Sacramento police and a horrible, horrible mess.

We could regale you with the tale, but thankfully Faber recorded the whole event on Snapchat for the world to see, if this is the kind of thing that's your bag. Fair warning: only proceed if you're completely at ease with the completely gross.

Here's the whole event from the horse's mouth.

Via Uproxx