And in another incredible turn of events, her name is Flossie Dickey. We sh*t you not.
Good Day Spokane anchor Nichole Mischke interviewed 110-Year-Old Flossie Dickey on her birthday and we use the word 'interviewed' loosely as Flossie was having none of it. None of her birthday, none of the interview, nothing. She is what we all should strive to be - a zero f*ck giving, frequent nap taking boss.
Honestly, we spent most of this interview waiting for Flossie to pull off a mask and reveal that she was Jimmy Kimmel or someone else pranking us but no, she is legitimately this amazing.