Ah-haaaaah, there had to be a sugary tooth-wincing pinks dress avec tulle whirlwind somewhere - it was on the body of Claire Danes. Fair play, Claire, you've also added "eye-searing" and "boob-separating" into the mix. And don't get me started on your footwear. That's taking this year's nursemaid theme a bit too far.

Other guests of note included Sofia Vergara, Olivia Wilde, Rick Rubin's beard, Jon Hamm's scary eyes, The Douglas's, the Tin Man's dream date, Joan Collins and her equally shy and retiring sister (yes, they are whole crystal agates dangling off her ears), Sofia Coppola, Catherine O'Hara's mirrored bathroom mosaic, this creature, and Martin Short on a very rare day out.