To maintain the natural order of things, the universal balance as it were, while TIME Magazine were raising a glass to the most influential people on the planet in New York US Weekly decided to suck some of their most innocuous beings into a vacuum of fake tan mist and hair extensions somewhere in Hollywood.
Behold the US Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event which was held at Eden yesterday. True to form, there was quite the Dolly Mixture of American Idol rejects/"winners"; actresses who used to be tubby but now super skinny; wavey ones; an assortment of creased jumpsuits (A and B); a romper suit; someone who heard brogues were, like, so hot in Europe right now; surprisingly classy ones; short ones; and hippy ones.
Next up the brittle rung of relevancy: Gene Simmons, Kathy Griffin, Carmen Eletra, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton with her aunty, Camila Alves, Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad.
Finally, at the top of the pile: Jessica Simpson,Hayden Panettiere, and aJonas Brother.
What? At least they're stylish(ish), can sing and, in the cast of Hayden, act.
P.S. For the record, Lauren, you're not the only one unsure about your getup...
