Imagine, if you will, looking up into the sky and there, among the clouds, you see a giant penis etched in contrails.

Well, if you happened to be somewhere in the vicinity of Luke Air Force Base in Arizona, that's what you would have seen. According to several eyewitnesses, a giant penis appeared in the clouds after pilots took part in a training exercise overhead.

The pilots of the 56th Fighter Wing, operating the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, were in dogfighting maneuvers which resulted in the giant penis in the sky. In a statement released to media, Maj. Rebecca Heyse explained that the pilots did not engage in "nefarious or inappropriate behavior during the training flight," and that the pattern was merely coincidence.

"The contrails were made by the 2-ship as they were beginning the fight with the 4-ship and then told to hold off, causing them to hook to reposition before then beginning the fight again, causing them to hook once more," Maj Heyse stated.

There you have it, folks. You just thought you saw a giant penis in the sky.

However, this isn't the first time a giant penis has appeared in the sky has a result of fighter pilots, either. At least three giant penises were drawn in the sky by US military personnel in 2018, in Qatar, Germany and California respectively.

Giant penises in the sky. Did we say that enough? Let's say it again. Giant penises in the sky.