We all like to sit around and think about football, but nobody does it quite as well, or as much as Charlie Nicholas.

Any fans of Sky Sports Soccer Saturday will be aware of this little gem in the wee Scottish analyst's repertoire, but for those unfamiliar with it, Charlie likes to "sit there and think" when he's watching the football. Yes, a scholar of the game, one of football's great philosophers, but one slight criticism, maybe he shouldn't tell us about his seating situation every time he has an opinion.

That's a lie, we love everything about Charlie's analysis, and hope it never changes. Long live Champagne-Charlie.