I'm not sure if this story's on anyone's radar - as it centres on Giselle Bundchen, her big mouth, Bridget Moynahan, her friend's big mouth, Tom Brady and an infant - but sure we'll give it a blast anyway.
Gisele 'I used go out with Leonardo, I'm a model from Brazil with cracking baps and what's best described as a handsome face' Bundchen overstepped the mark recently in an interview with Vanity Fair. Bundchen, who's just married some dude called Tom Brady (who's a fast mover, evidently), decided to talk about her new husband's baby (he impregnated Bridget 'you might remember me for my role as Big's wife in Sex and The City' Moynahan before he started dating Bundchen) and how the child is just as much hers as it is Bridget's: "It's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child. I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he's my son, from the first day... He's my little angel - the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life. I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child - I feel it is, 100 percent."
According to The New York Post, Bridget is keeping her yapper (mouth) sealed but her friend's need some tutelage in dignified silence. One yammered to the paper: "If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press (pot, kettle, d'you fancy a dance?) Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever... Hey Gisele - real mothers don't call their kids 'it'."
The "friend" then threw down her pom poms and deftly back flipped out of New York Post HQ, while Moynahan's official rep attempted some damage control by declining to comment.
