Unless you live under a rock or have a mammy/flatmate that dealt with it for you, last night was the reason that strangers had been banging down your door and leaving you messages while you pretended not to be home for fear that it was something far less pleasant.
Yes, the census for 2016 took place last night and every household in the country was asked to let the government know just who was under their roof. And of course, everyone took the piss.
In the end, chickened out and dropped down to Ordinary Level Census. Piece of piss. #Census2016
— Colm O'Regan (@colmoregan) April 24, 2016
Actually reckon my mother is behind this question being asked in #Census2016 "Sure might give her a little push"!!!🙈 pic.twitter.com/uQ7Zkj1MZq
— Ciamhie Mc Digital (@CiamhieMc) April 24, 2016
My answer to the Religion question on #Census2016 #NoReligion pic.twitter.com/Hg7MFSeSjE
— Caolan Mc Aree (@Caolanmcaree) April 24, 2016
Just to freak out my kids I filled out a section on #Census2016 for "The Monster Under The Bed"..
I told them we HAD to include everyone 😳— Jim Sheridan (@Jim_Sheridan) April 24, 2016
Oh! I never saw that question. Would you class that yoke as a 'PC' I wonder? #Census2016
— irishmammies (@irishmammies) April 25, 2016
D'ya reckon Mary and Joseph ended up marking themselves down as Christian just to make sure Jesus would get into a school too? #Census2016
— Paddy Duffy (@PaddyDuffy) April 24, 2016
Gonna fill the name of a random lad off the FBI most wanted list & say he lives in the house.
Just to see what happens #Census2016— Ryan Cullen (@RyanCullen90) April 24, 2016
Friends of mine just revealed their pregnancy news the best way EVER. #Census2016 pic.twitter.com/5FiAVcde8C
— Paul Ryder (@RuPaulRyder) April 24, 2016
So I don't include my cadavers? Even the ones with name badges? #Census2016 pic.twitter.com/w1Wsnr8Jk8
— Davey Reilly (@DaveyReilly) April 24, 2016
We really are a nation to be proud of, aren't we.
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