Fake tan, soap stars, overpaid Geordie presenters, and a load of t*ts... It can only be The TV Choice Awards. Talking points of the night no doubt were Pauline Quirke losing a young teenager in weight (approximately 7stone and counting), Holly Willoughby's Cruella DeVille inspired print, Chloe Simm's various appendages, Katie Pipergoing brunette,Bernie Nolan's new hair, Helen Worthresembling a transvestite turtle poking from its shell, and Michelle Collins being gently asphyxiated by her gown.
Of course, the winners were also up for discussion. Winners are italicised. No one from The Inbetweeners collected their award 'cause they're movie stars now. By the by, it might take me a while to tag the gallery - mainly because the assigned WENN photographer doesn't watch Emmerdale (or Corrie religiously), so he has tagged all cast members as "Guests". I'm slightly less lazy than him, so I'm just going to use their character names.
TV Choice Award 2011 Winners:
Best New Drama
Downton Abbey (ITV1)
Sherlock (BBC1)
Single Father (BBC1)
The Walking Dead (FX/C5)
Best Drama Series
Being Human (BBC3)
Glee (E4/C4)
Misfits (E4/C4)
Shameless (C4/E4)
Best Family Drama
Casualty (BBC1)
Doctor Who (BBC1)
Merlin (BBC1)
Waterloo Road (BBC1)
Best Actor
Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock)
Colin Morgan (Merlin)
Matt Smith (Doctor Who)
David Tennant (Single Father)
Best Actress
Amanda Burton (Waterloo Road)
Karen Gillan (Doctor Who) in a dress I wore on Christmas Day in 1988
Vicky McClure (This Is England '86)
Elisabeth Sladen (The Sarah Jane Adventures)
Best Entertainment Show
An Idiot Abroad (Sky1)
Celebrity Juice (ITV2)
The Graham Norton Show (BBC1)
QI (BBC1)
Best Comedy
Benidorm (ITV1)
The Inbetweeners (E4/C4)
Miranda (BBC2)
The Ricky Gervais Show (E4/C4)
Best Gameshow
The Cube (ITV1)
Deal Or No Deal (C4)
The Million Pound Drop Live (C4)
Total Wipeout (BBC1)
Best Reality Show
The Apprentice (BBC1)
I'm A Celebrity. Get Me Out Of Here! (ITV1)
The Only Way Is Essex (ITV2)
Peter Andre: The Next Chapter (ITV2)
Best Daytime Show
BBC Breakfast (BBC1)
The Jeremy Kyle Show (ITV1)(ugh)
Loose Women (ITV1)
This Morning (ITV1)
Best Talent Show
Britain' s Got Talent (ITV1)
MasterChef (BBC1)
Strictly Come Dancing (BBC1)
The X Factor (ITV1)
Best Lifestyle Show
Come Dine With Me (C4)
Gok' s Clothes Roadshow (C4)
Grand Designs (C4)
Supersize Vs Superskinny (C4)
Best Factual Entertainment Show
Big Fat Gypsy Weddings (C4)
Embarrassing Bodies (C4)
Katie: My Beautiful Friends (C4) (ROBBED!)
Top Gear (BBC2)
Best Food Show
The Hairy Bikers (BBC2)
Jamie's 30 Minute Meals (C4)
Saturday Kitchen (BBC1)
Something For The Weekend (BBC2)
Best Soap Actor:
Simon Gregson (Steve McDonald, Coronation Street)
Shane Richie (Alfie Moon, EastEnders)
Danny Miller (Aaron Livesy, Emmerdale)
Emmett J. Scanlan (Brendan Brady, Hollyoaks)
Best Soap Actress:
Michelle Keegan (Tina McIntyre, Coronation Street)
Katherine Kelly (Becky McDonald, Coronation Street)
Jessie Wallace (Kat Moon, EastEnders)
Pauline Quirke (Hazel Rhodes, Emmerdale)
Best Soap Newcomer:
Paula Lane (Kylie Platt, Coronation Street)
Jacqueline Jossa (Lauren Branning, EastEnders)
Steve John Shepherd (Michael Moon, EastEnders)
Emmett J. Scanlan (Brendan Brady, Hollyoaks)
Best Soap Award:
Coronation Street
EastEnders
Emmerdale
Hollyoaks
Best Soap Storyline:
50th Anniversary tram crash (Coronation Street)
Ronnie swaps her baby for Kat's (EastEnders)
Lisa's rape (Emmerdale)
Brendan and Ste's affair/gay domestic abuse story (Hollyoaks)
