The Tribeca Film Festival kicked itself off last night in - yes - Tribeca, with a film called The Union.

Let's see who attended, shall we. No sign of organiser Robert De Niro, but the missus showed up, along with Lenny Kravitz's very beautiful daughter; Dwight off The Office; ?uestlove; an immaculately aging Andrew McCarthywho should be an inspiration to the husk of Hugh Grant; Marty Scorsese; and of course The Mighty Hannibal...

Wait, there's more in the form ofLaura Hutton;David O Russell; Denis Leary sporting Mrs Leary's concealer on his eye baggage; Anna Kendrik wanting you to think of her wriggling out of her dress; a world of flap/camel action; The Olsens, who were so totally into the film 'n junk, and not just, like, fake fur and layering, that they failed to stop on the red carpet.

Sir Elton John also failed to stop for photos. Perhaps he just wanted to slip on by without anyone noticing he forgot to take off his slippers. His kicky bejewelled slippers.