Ah, Paz, we have missed you. Unlike the man you're accosting on the red carpet for the 2012 Tribeca Ball, which took place in - yes- Tribeca last night. Forever being a benchmark of what not to do on a red carpet, at least Ms De La Heurta kept her baps under wraps. Mostly.

Those looking forever more demure included Helena Christensen, Padma Lakshmi, Naomi Watts and Liev SchrieberJulianna Margulies, Harvey Keitel, Kim Cattrall, and Carla Gugino. Even model Jessica White, famed for scrapping with women in the street - not just in the confines of nightclubs - managed to ooze sophistication. And, try as she might, Solange Knowles' Evil Kenevil Disco Diva ensemble has a certain je ne sais quoi. The same can't be said for Genevieve Morton, but no one knows who she is so this is more a cry for attention than anything. 

Anyway, stay classy, Paz. If not for the future of your career, then perhaps for future relationships. Your date seems really into it.