Single? Feeling a bit blue at the fact that the only thing waiting for you at the end of today is the telly and a cuppa brew? Well be glad you're not stuck with this lot. Imagine if you had to arrive home to their madness. Not cool. So here are your ten reasons in human form why it could be a lot worse for the singletons of the world today. Rejoice in yourselves singletons. The world is your oyster and you've dodged many a bullet.
Top Ten Celebrity Reasons To Be Happily Single
Chris Brown - Do we need anymore reasons? Really? Because we'd be here 'til next Valentine's Day if we started reeling them off
Max George - Poor Max suffers from being generically handsome, which bags him ladies and probably a rake of STI's with it. Lord knows where he's been. Well actually, we do.
Ke$ha - Apart from the general aesthetic, the ghost humping and drinking of her own urine, she's also just a mess. No one wants to score a bottle of Jack.
Lindsay Lohan - Lindsay would probably bring you to the most expensive place possible, run up a huge tab, cause a sh*tsstorm and then leave you with the cheque. Because that's how la Lohan rolls.
Ashley Cole - Serial cheater, all round scumbag. If a man can cheat on Cheryl, is there any hope for the rest of us? No, there isn't.
Katie Price - Katie thinks Kelly Brook is a 'heffer'. With a perspective on reality that skewed, it's safe to say that you don't want to get involved with those delusions.
Helen Flanagan - You'd end up in some sort of ridiculous photoshoot, bring shame on yourself and entire family, and feature in the Daily Mail. Just don't.
Nicki Minaj - This face. Do really want to be dealing with the personality/personalities that come with it?
Taylor Swift - No matter which way the relationship goes, you're going to have a song written about you out of it. And unless your name is on the writing credits, it's not something you'd want.
Justin Beiber - Because he's a try-hard lady boy. Really now, half the time he doesn't even look his gender.
