Inspired by Kellier's comment in the below piece regarding Peaches Geldof, here is a poll of who I perceive to be the most useless, and therefore the most "annoying, irriatating, want to bang my head off my desk muppets" to continuously grace the gossip pages. Whether their celebrity was born of talent (Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, Kanye West), or not (pretty much the rest of them), nowadays they don't seem to serve any purpose other than making us feel enraged by their mere asinine existence. We ('cause it was a collective effort in EI HQ) had to keep it to ten. Which was hard. Those bumped off the list include Justin Lee Collins, various Osbournes, Danielle Lloyd, Hulk Hogan... we could go on and on and on... Feel free to add your suggestions below in the comments.