Mr. Cruise is on a quest to make people love him again now that he's in a film playing a Nazi. He only apologised to Matt Lauer a few days ago for coming across like an egotistical tosspot on the Today Show in 2005 (remember, when he inferred that BrookeSheild's post natal depression was a load of hooey and all she needed was a course of vitamins?). This was followed by a visit to The Late Show to "read out a list of the 10 craziest things written about him on the internet":
10. I sleep upside-down suspended in a special bat-like harness
9. During the filming of Days of Thunder, on a dare, I ate a tyre
8. I still wear those underpants from Risky Business
7. My real name is Tom Blagojevich
6. I once Heimliched a koala
5. Once a month, I take the Universal tour naked
4. I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks Vapo Rub
3. I'm a power-mad ego maniac who's completely insulated from reality - oh wait, that's Letterman.
2. After jumping on her couch, Oprah hammer-locked me until I coughed blood.
1. I keep a cell phone in my pants so I can tell friends to call my a**.
That's mad, I haven't read ANY of those things before, it's like an assistant producer just made them up on the spot, or something. Yeah, the only crazy things I've ever read include the one about Katie already being pregnant with ChrisKlien's child when she met Tom (read between the lines) or, in contrast, the one where she was implanted, in the dead of night, with L. Ron Hubbard's thawed sperm... Then there's the other thing...
