Finally, the beards are off and Simon's admitting to having a three way with Louis Walsh and Piers Morgan... He's saying it was two girls, is he? Ah right. In fact he's not saying much at all and it's all spin? Fabulous.
When pressed about his preferences during some American radio show or other (obviously Howard Stern's show), Cowell responded: "I have. I can't tell you who... I did have a bizarre blind date with Denise Lewis, Charlie Sheen's ex." Lewis, eh? He obviously meant Richards (she was eight months pregnant at the time), but he mustn't be able to get Louis out of his head.
When asked if he was still engaged to Mezhgan Hussainy, he said "I'm not sure." According to his spokesperson, this was Simon being clever: "Simon was just making it clear that he doesn't discuss his relationships."
So why going on Howard Stern's show then? Ah, because he's become America's whore and we're fast becoming the peeping Tom. Wait 'til he inflicts Red Or Black? on them. Looking forward to his inevitable appearance on The View already.
