Remember the JML Classic Penset? Has there been a bigger bargain in the last decade? I'm not sure that there has, you know.

Aside from the fact that you can play darts and pierce aluminium objects with the fountain pen, as well as of course write with it, they just keep giving you more FREE pens.

You know something is a bargain when the amount of free shit you get outnumbers the amount of items you're actually paying for by 5:1. And that's not even counting the FREE 66 piece refill set. You'd literally never have to buy a pen again, like.

Mam, if you're reading, Christmas is only 11 months away. Avail of this 'Spectacular Offer', if you still can. Please god, they still make them.