Anyone who has ever (or allegedly at least) spoken in their sleep knows the crippling fear that follows when their partner brings it up the next day.
Immediately the hamster wheel starts turning. "Oh God, what did I dream about last night?", "Am I in trouble?", "Does he/she look mad?"
It's quite scary when someone brings up a conversation that you've absolutely no memory of. It can be equally hilarious to person though, as was the case with this guy's wife, who found her husband's midnight musings so funny that she texts them to him for him to read the following morning. The guy in question posted a collection of the best ones on Imgur and it amusing even for a third party.
His wife is actually a teacher.
In her defense, we'd all choose to hang out with Napoleon.
There you have it. Have any funny stories of your partner making outrageous statements in their sleep? Put them in the comments below.
Via Imgur
