Our American friends have always had more exotic names than us.
Even back in 1980s Ireland, when every boy was called 'David' or 'John' and every girl was called 'Sarah' or 'Jennifer', the most exotic you'd get would be the odd 'Kylie'.
For the most part, we've kept a handle on the craziness of naming our children over the years - but the same can't be said for a lot of Americans.
One classroom whiteboard displaying kids' names has gone viral for the sheer outlandish nature of some of them.
In one classroom alone, you have the likes of Trapper, Brantley, Kase, Elexia, Bryar, Jagger and... Zerachiel. All adorable cherubs, no doubt, but their parents clearly didn't do the 'X! Come in for your dinner!' test in advance.
And then, just to highlight the disparity, you have a David and a Josie in the mix. Poor kids.
these names can’t be real pic.twitter.com/EiGGR2dNHY
— -_- (@ibeshitposting) August 11, 2019
Here's what people had to say...
— shred (@shred__bro) August 11, 2019
how tf u even pronounce this one pic.twitter.com/653q3tc1th
— taco bell bean burrito for $1.39 (@nachofriesbox) August 12, 2019
“Welcoumee tou are classrouyme”
— Kyle Crichton (@TomShady300) August 11, 2019
David? Is thyt an alternyt spylling of Davyd?
— Potato (@Strong_Potat) August 11, 2019
David is gonna get bullied for having a regular name
— grain 'Mr Death' death (@grain_death) August 11, 2019
Hunter, Trapper and Fisher boutta have a whole yee yee gang
— randi (@surfedcurse) August 11, 2019
zerachiel the kid who turns their eyelids inside out
— yeet lover’s pizza (@kaifgila) August 12, 2019
WHO NAMES THERE LITTLE NEW BORN BABY TRAPPER
— 🤙🏼 Ella 🤙🏼 (@peechipit) August 11, 2019