So we've all had those breakups where you feel that you could have done something to get the other person back, maybe if you'd just made one grand gesture like they do in the movies, then it all would be ok again.
That's probably what this guy was thinking when he decided that he would create an entire website with one, solitary goal; getting his ex-girlfriend back. As you might expect, the whole thing is the most cringeworthy page on the internet, and is called I Love You, Shauna. Currently, it's down with a server error, which either suggests that he took it down or that it was overloaded with traffic after it started getting attention on sites like Jezebel.
it seems that the man behind the site refused to move in with his girlfriend a while back, and then ended up getting dumped, because that's what happens, bro. Here's the home page of the site, with what we hope is a picture of Shauna, because otherwise it is flat out weird...or weirder. It says "I want to dedicate this site to you to show you that I’m truly sorry and serious about changing for the better. I love you more than life itself and would give anything for another chance.”
Anyway, the site is broken down into several categories, the main one being a long apology explaining what he was sorry for, including "breaking your heart into a million pieces twice", and he's promised that over the last "4+ months" he's changed for real, and realised that he's "clearly not right all the time". Well done to him. He also throws in a few marriage proposals, because nothing says "I'm over my fear of commitment" by going big on overcommitment.
There's also a long list of things he wants to do with her including going to Pittsburgh to see the Steelers play (FOOTBALL!) and "doing many more romantic things with you". That's the point in the list where you realise you're just adding filler. These are also all written over shots of water and beaches before he finally tries to explain why he loves her so much, using a Jaws poster.
pic via BroBible/I Love You Shauna
Around this time is where we say that we simply have no explanation for any of this and we don't want one. We're just confused. What's even more confusing is the fact that, according to Jezebel, some Facebook stalking/sleuthing has shown that Shauna did apparently take him back. That's the internet for you, eh?
