We all love going on holidays. Wherever you're going is destined to be better than where you are, right?

But for a lot of people air travel is a way of life. A long-winded, exhausting one. 

The folks at Mandatory put together this painfully true chart. If you replace Uber with Hailo, this is pretty much us. 

No, air hostess, my headphones are not on, I just don't want the weirdo next to me to start a conversation but thanks for pointing it out.