This HAS to be a lie... Britney Spears is in talks to adopt Chinese twins. They are six years of age. A source said: "She misses her boys terribly and needs them in her life. She thinks adopting the twins is the perfect solution." 'Cause after all, it's a child's job to give a directionless adult some purpose, is it not? I swear, once I feel at a loose end I'm going to set about getting some kid in my life that I can pin all my random hopes on and who'll love me for it. And if they don't turn out to be the answer to my prayers, well I'm sure someone else will want them... Some news that might be of interest to the Chinese adoption agency she's reportedly going through; Britney is also making plans for her funeral. In case things don't work out with the alleged new additions? Who knows. The same source who spouted about her adopting twins added; "Adoption and a funeral? They two don't exactly go hand-in-hand. Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do - but not when you're only 25! It's a case of too much, too soon with Britney." Hence her seeking not one, but two extra children when she should be concentrating on doing her best for her two toddlers.