All of a sudden the Luas doesn't seem so bad now does it.
According to Animal New York, a man in a full New York Knicks tracksuit made life weird and awful for passengers on the 2 train on Saturday night by waving a 'big black dong around, pointing it at people and pretending to jerk it off'. Delightful.
Seemingly "f*cked up on some kind of drug", the man at first was waving around the sex toy with abandon before then employing a surprise tactic for new train passengers, putting it away as the train stopped at a new station, letting people get on and then as the train took off he'd whip it out and swing it around some more to the shock of the new passengers.
No one was visibly threatened or harmed in the incident according to witnesses, but Animal do have a fantastic photo of a woman who was unfortunately sat next to the man in question and was having none of it.
And before any of you wannabe YouTube pranksters/idiots out there go getting any ideas, a retired New York cop that Animal spoke to said that the man could be arrested and charged with harassment and disorderly conduct, so don't go thinking this is a hilarious thing to do next time you're on public transport. Or try it on the Luas Red Line and see what happens to you. Now that would be entertaining.
