"I want to see more middle-aged sex on screen. It happens - I know it happens - so why not show it? There's a scene in The Bucket List (the 'd*ck-flick' I'm currently so subtly promoting) where my character comes out of the bathroom on his private jet with a beautiful woman. But I wish there'd been more - I hoped there was going to be. It's a vacuum which needs filling." BY MY MIGHTY ACTING SWORD, ENGUARD! Seriously though, I've not seen the film but I'm guessing the 'beautiful woman' in question was not Jack's 70-year-old female equivalent (and when exactly did 70 become middle aged?!). Anyone want to see Jack do Shirley MacLaine?