If, for some reason, you were shocked by recent reports of Jack Nicholson's Viagra fuelled threesomes - here's how he finds himself in such situations: "You walk up to someone you like and you're feeling relaxed, they think, 'Oh, here comes the shark' and you say to them, 'When did you get pregnant?' You will have somebody off balance after that particular line." And you'll find yourself knocked off balance and into a table of icy beverages in Sl*pper Faced C*cks after delivering that particular line - presuming you're not an aging, wealthy, charismatic Hollywood A-Lister.
