That's right, Mr Jordan Belfort himself is coming to our fair shores in just a few short weeks thanks to the College Times. Should we batten down the hatches? Are we even ready for this?

Jordan Belfort has long since paid his debt to society, and no doubt he hasn't seen a 'lude' in years. The recent movie about his life saw Leonardo DiCaprio earn an Oscar nomination (but not a win, damn that Mcconaissance) for playing the Wall Street tycoon and opened up the world to his riveting story.

Belfort is now a motivational speaker, and if his speeches in this film are anything to go by, he should blow the HEADS off us.

He'll be here May 27th, prepare yourselves!