This story of how Preston treated Chantelle during their marriage just gets worse and worse: "One day I came home from work starving. I didn't care what I ate, so I got some frozen chips out of the freezer and some Quorn chicken nugget things. Preston said, 'You do know that's frozen food? As I started eating, he was saying, 'You know there's no green there, there's no green there... It's all beige!' He kept on and in the end I threw all the dinner in the bin. I couldn't deal with him moaning on." Oh my God - he tried to make you eat your greens?! That's just the WORST form of abuse EVER. Here, have a bottle of Saint Tropez and some Sun In... d'you feel better now, sweetie? We can go stick basketballs in our bras if you like?