There's not a huge amount to say about this really. Most of the stars (apart from Christoph Waltz, as he's after dislocating his pelvis during an onset encounter with a horse while filming his latest Tarantino flick) walked the red carpet at the London premiere last night, like Orlando Bloom (that might explain the dodgy pencil tache he's been sporting for approximately a year), Mila Jojovich, Luke Evans (who looks a bit like Charlie Stubbs off Corrie), Gabrielle Wilde, and Logan Lerman. We were also treated to a cast member who came as an adolescent Tilda Swinton.
Not everyone there was contractually obliged to attend, we also had two thirds of Take That, Frankie 'Yes, the jeans are causing me pain' Essex, Chloe Sims' attractive overbite, Gemma Merna's agents, Keeley Hawes (although she is hitched to the guy who plays Athos, so she did kind of had to be there), BGT fodder, and Jodie Marsh's tan applicator.
