So, The Sun have found out exactly what Britney Spears will be contributing, via a 20ft video wall, to Madonna's Sticky and Sweet tour... her mammaries. According on an on-set source: "It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial. Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together. There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both." He forgot to add "sad". A middle-aged ma and a lost soul, getting some unfortunate backing dancers to help them wriggle out of bandages, just so they can paw at each other in the most contrived fashion conceivable, is a little sad. Ladies, we've seen it all before, please engage your brains and pull something imaginative out of your asses - like your heads.
In additional Madonna news: her quest to be "very visible" in the run up to her tour is escalating to a new level next week. A-Rod's throwing a party (not in his pants on this occasion, rather Jay Z's 40/40 Club in New York) and everyone's invited. A source said: "Madonna knows about the party and has said she is coming... She is a confirmed guest." Classy. Not to mention appropriate.
