Zac wasn't so lucky yesterday *hurs* as he happened to slice his hand open before a day of press interviews (one of which we'll be bringing your way shortly) and then the London red carpet parade. I'm not sure how exactly he sliced his hand open, but he was telling folk at last night's premiere that a "fan bit it." They could've bit worse, to be fair.

Those who also attended included his co-star Taylor 'I've No Idea Where She Popped Up From Either' Schilling (while we're at it, I'm liking those plastic shoes less and less, squished yellow toes surrounded by sweat condensation. Sexaaay), Tara Palmer Tompkinson's new nose, Dionne Bromfield, Mandy off EastEnders, a load of Made in Chelsea's, a lot of wet look leggings, and Lucien Laviscount's mleavage (man cleavage).