If it ever comes to pass that Sex And The City 3 gets made, they should just reshoot the whole thing and turn it into that trailer fight sequence from Kill Bill Vol. 2 with 90-odd minutes of Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker trying to kill one another with television antennas and Manolo Blahniks that hide knives in them or something.
The latest chapter in 2018's biggest celebrity feud has now roped in former Sex And The City castmember Jason Lewis - who played Kim Cattrall's on-screen boyfriend Smith. When interviewed by KTLA 5, Lewis was at first a bit sheepish about the whole thing and went with the whole 'say nothing if you've nothing nice to say' schtick, before throwing Cattrall under the proverbial bus.
"Listen, I have to say that Sarah was always just so lovely and such a consummate professional and I think that people should remember their graciousness and the things that have been given to them. And I'm gonna stop there because I've got nothing to good to say." Lewis, however, followed this up when pressed about which side he's on - and admitted he's with Sarah Jessica Parker.
Take a look.
Chris Noth, meanwhile, is probably gone to ground and dumping his phone down a drain to avoid having to take any questions on all this. Smart move, in fairness.
Via KTLA 5