You've got to hand it to professional footballers. The level of focus that goes into their game is just incredible. So if you're playing football and a giant-ass locust takes up residence on your arm, what would you do? You'd scream like a hyena and set half the pitch on fire trying to destroy the thing, right?

Not if you're James Rodriguez. The brother just kept on going. Just look at this Vine. Level of fucks given with regards to locusts = ZERO.

 

£20 million? He's worth double that and you know it.

 

 

Don't worry, guy. He's gone to a better place.

 

 

I'm from Beunos Aires and I say kill 'em all! ARRRGHHHH

 

We went ahead and checked. Bagsying @RodriguezLocust now. 

 

 

Header photo via Ed Leahy