Nothing says 'Irish' like getting pissed and moaning out loud for everyone to hear now does it?
Something a tiny bit embarrassing happened on the internet last night courtesy of the @ireland Twitter account, which if you weren't aware rotates between different people who are deemed to best represent the 'voice of ireland' each week . This week, said voice is Julian Reischl, described as a 'Film Journalist and Entrepreneur who loves Ireland'. Turns out he may have embraced Ireland a little too much, as last night Reischl decided to head over to Oktoberfest in Munich and tweet as he went along.
Julian's night seemed to be going alright before he started getting introspective about life and the ladies to the 17,000+ followers of 'Ireland'. And then it turned into garbled drunk text and that's where we start to feel the fremdschämen.
Met Friends from 20 years ago, got pissed. Now at a champagne bar, bought a kiss for &15, wish it would be easier (girls!!!), currently down
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
Had the bar load my phone. Got bought a btollte of sapphire Gin for €160. Got Pisses. Bought a Kiss for €15, damnit. Waiting for true love
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
Waiting for 25 years and counting. Anyone???
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
Sorry for all of that. Am fine, best in the world. Any takers? Well, single it is. Damn overweight. Am cool anyway. So cooool, girls!
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
Will be in Eire Nov Dec 2013, Roscommon and Leitrim. Looking for none less than love 4 life. You??? If not: Sorry, the beer, you know.
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
Boy, I am so done for…
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
More tweets tomorrow,best choices least damage. So much alcohol..
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
So many women, so fecking lonely. What is wrong with me? I am fat, but is that really nuf to push you I to the no chance zone? I want kids..
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
Will take the subway and man up a taxi later. Girls, keep ur standard up, it’s difficult 4u too. Am man enough 2 accept rejection 4 life.
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
Oh god, this is going so be embarrassing tomorrow! I promise, I’m as close to virginity as ever!!! pic.twitter.com/9cMwS54gQy
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
Any of u who ever make it to Oktoberfest will understand, the rest will just wonder in awe what brings a man down emotionally like that.
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 3, 2013
Is a taxi home
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 4, 2013
In a taxi back homec…
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 4, 2013
Taxi €35. Too much. Good night!
— Ireland / Julian (@ireland) October 4, 2013
Now you may think 'No big deal, it's the internet, whatever', but others weren't all too impressed that the person quasi-representing the country on Twitter was choosing to have a self-pity party in public.

One thing we can all agree on? When you're boozing, put the phone away.