If you've been following the fallout from excerpts published in Michael Wolff's exposé of the chaos and carnage of Trump's White House, you'll already know about what Stephen Bannon, Rex Tillerson and just about everyone else thinks of Trump.

It's no surprise that pretty much everyone hates him in the White House, but one point that's been revealed is something that's as iconic to Brand Trump as his sheer lack of awareness as to how awful he is - namely, that dead animal he calls a hairdo. One the excerpts from the book provides an insight into exactly how it came into being, with the leaker of said information being none other than his own daughter, Ivanka, who apparently joked about it when her father wasn't around.

The excerpt concerning Trump's hair was published in New York Magazine and describes it as a "an absolutely clean pate - a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery - surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray."

What's more, Trump's distinctive golden hair was actually a byproduct of hair-dye going wrong. According to Wolff's book, Ivana explained that "(the) color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men - the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color."

Amazing. He can't even dye his hair properly, never mind run a country.


Via New York Magazine