Nothing says 'I'm a sane sensible person, please talk to me' like a pair of Temporary Lip Tattoos. Yes Jessie J, Gaga and the Kardashians have all done it, but they're all attention seeking celebrities, who bank dollar on their cray cray image. And I don't really know if anyone could pull off the charm needed to get away with "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I've got fake tattoos on my lips, call me maybe?". It's like wearing your heart on your sleeve, except you're wearing your batshit insanity on your face.