The same Jennifer Aniston who's engaged to yer man, has that planet hanging off her hand and is in a permanent state of gestation? The one who's already been married to Brad Pitt and therefore has engaged in coitus on many occasion? You should be so lucky, Ms Swift. Although, you both have had previous with John Mayer, as has most of Hollywood. Someone really needs to explain the attraction there.
Star Magazine reports: "According to the tabloid’s latest Swift insider, 'She’s incredibly down. She just can’t seem to find the right guy.' She said, ‘I just don’t get it. Why can’t I keep a guy? I feel like I’m turning into Jennifer Aniston. It’s just so unfair.’' The magazine’s alleged “tipster” says: 'Jared Leto ran for the hills after she chatted him up at a Golden Globes after party; Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel hasn’t called her back after they went to a New Year’s Eve party together; and actor Douglas Booth totally brushed her off at a West Hollywood bash last November.' The Star source says, 'Even when she puts herself out there, no one seems interested! She’s brooding and feeling incredibly down'."
Needless to say, another source who actually gives a sh*t about Taylor Swift says Star's report is "ridiculous" and "untrue."
Still, it killed a few minutes, dinnit.
