And we thought WE were bad.

“A study in Suri and the celebrities who disappoint her.”, Suri’s Burn Book is probably the funniest and most cutting faux-celeb blog out there. The “unauthorized” accounts of Suri Cruise are actually helmed by one Allie Hagan, who’s currently in the process of turning the whole thing into a book, which you can read more about here.

But forget all that and frolic through the harsh, cynical world according to Suri, and be grateful you never have to worry about her casting her eyes over you.