And then, PSY was taken away from the American Music Awards, never to be heard from again. Yes? Anybody? Please?

Sidebar: Nice to know MC Hammer still has it.

But seriously, can we just kill Gangnam Style now? I mean, once Rylan did it, I thought the nail was in the coffin. Your 15 minutes are up PSY. We need that pedestal back for the next Carly Rae Jepsen.

Sidebar No. 2: I now really want some Hammerpants.