Awww, don't be sad that the Spice Girls aren't a*sed playing here, it's actually a blessing... they've spared you the image of them pole dancing. A "Spice source" told The Sun, "The girls all agreed that a pole dancing section in the show would be fabulous and sexy. And they wanted to get some proper lessons from professional dancers. They chose the Soho Revue Bar with all its fabulous kitsch decor, and they liked the idea of something a bit seedy." I'm surprised that they go to an actual venue to practice, couldn't they just swing around Victoria in her sitting room?