As if wrestling with reminders of what you got up to/on over the weekend weren't enough to contend with of a dark Monday, here's a list of attractive, young, rich swine who are living the life we can only dream of.
According to Forbes Magazine (which was set up by someone who just loves rubbing it in), the wealthiest celebrities, under 30, flitting about our planet at present are:
10. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen - $15 million
9. Miley Cyrus - $25.1 million
8. Daniel Radcliffe - $25.1 million
7. Maria Sharapova - $26.1 million
6. Keira Knightley - $32.2 million
5. Roger Federer - $35.2 million
4. LeBron James - $38 million (some basketball player)
3. Kobe Bryant - $39 million (please see above)
2. Justin Timberlake - $43 million
1. Beyonce Knowles - $80 million
How in the name of Jaysis has Beyonce Knowles made THAT much money? Is Forbes taking her marriage to Jay-Z into account? Could a gold lame clad booty topped with a warbling voice could earn $80mill on its own... As for Justin, presumably his jingle for McDonald's is still raking it in.