Look, if you like reading our stuff and you're totally sound, how about hooking us up with a few days off? And possibly a nice little holiday?
If you won last night's €86.7 million EuroMillions jackpot, you can afford to give the writers of your favourite entertainment website a little somethin' somethin'.
The winning ticket has been confirmed as bought in an Irish shop, however where precisely is not yet known and is unlikely to be released.
EuroMillions winners are allowed to remain anonymous when they claim their prize, so there's a decent chance we may never know who won.
However, if you see someone pulling up in a new Bugatti, be suspicious.
The winning numbers, just in case you've got a ticket, are 6, 8, 34, 38, 48 and the stars were 3 and 9.
Considering we keep playing the numbers from Lost - 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 - we'll never win. EVERYBODY plays those numbers.
Since the EuroMillions began, Ireland has won €650 million. The highest jackpot was won by Dolores McNamara, who scooped €115 million back in 2005.