The Swedish born presenter has willingly compared herself to Madonna, saying: "We're both blonde (sure, OK), we share the same birthday, we both have children by different partners (Madonna has two from different fathers, Ulrika has double that), and both of us have been married more than once… Instead of kicking Madonna when she's doubtlessly down, could we pause to consider that maybe Guy was a right royal pain in the behind? Being British, maybe his emotional constipation left her wanting?"

In contrast, Britsh male Piers Morgan offered: "I'm sure the gym, Kabbalah and foreign-baby obsessions grew insanely annoying over the eight years they were together. But I suspect that in the end it was the massive gulf between the British and American senses of humour that finally did it for poor Guy."

In other news: "The Material Girl is said to have ordered an aide to gather up photographs and gifts from the Snatch filmmaker and put them all in a box - which will then be buried underground. And she believes the ritual will help put her marriage to Ritchie behind her and move on with her life. A source tells Britain's Sunday Express newspaper, 'Madonna wants to get Guy's energy out of her life to help her have a more balanced view for the divorce. In effect she wants to bury that part of her life and the attachment she had with Ritchie, and this is how she thinks she can do it and move on. It will be a little bit like a funeral as she lays that part of her life to rest'."

Sorry, but I think that's hilarious. How could Guy not find that funny?!