Piers Morgan, after chasing celebrity for years, has made his utopia a reality. He's been given his own chat show. So confident is he of his interviewing skills that he feels entitled to diss the abilities of Jonathan Ross: "Early next year, our chat shows will compete for ratings. And the sad truth is that I think Wossy's had his day. He looks bored, has grown insufferably smug and when Four Poofs And A Piano get bigger laughs than you, it's over. In contrast to his sycophantic, smarmy, simpering and increasingly lecherous interviewing technique, I intend to actually ask some proper journalistic questions. I wouldn't have started a public spat. But since he's started one and clearly intends to continue one, I'm forced to defend myself." And how did Ross start a public spat? When being "interviewed" by Charlotte Church on her vehicle a few weeks back, he said "Piers is not qualified to judge hopefuls on Britain's Got Talent." The truth clearly smarts. I'm surprised Piers has time to host his own show considering his serious journalistic endeavours in America, such as attending Grilling With The Stars in America... Weeeell, Simon Cowell can't turn up to EVERYTHING now, can he?
