Agreeing with anything emitted from the region of Morgan's mouth is a rarity. But this time, he's got a point.
This is what he has to say to all those English folk who are giving the "Hairy Angel" some jip (stop it) now that she's hit the limelight with a bang:
"Susan is a lovely, decent, church-going, modest and kind woman who is dealing with becoming the hottest star on the planet with remarkable patience and good humour. She is a fabulous advertisement for our country, and her success is a wonderful testament to the powers of persistence, positive thought, and living a dream, however unlikely the chances of realising it. Those who seek to knock her down just when that dream finally comes true in the most sensational fashion possible, are nothing but cruel, heartless toads... They should just all shut up, give Susan a break, and let her enjoy her extraordinary moment in the global spotlight."
Susan should just up sticks to America for a while until the native begrudgery passes, they can't get enough of her over there. Why? Because she epitomises the American Dream of "anything is pawsibble!" That and she surprised, well, everyone. Anyone who can surprise a planet populated with cynical bastards deserves all the plaudits they can bear.
