The head is spinning with the sheer mountainous volume of Michael Jackson related stories doing the rounds today, it'll take a while before they're collated in one handy bundle for you to peruse. In the meantime, here's some words from Madonna's personal trainer. Her name is Tracy Anderson, and she MIGHT just be gunning (pun partially intended) for some extra work:
"Madonna is an athlete. That's what I try to hammer into people's heads, people who criticise her for training two hours, six days a week (namely her ex-husband). She's just like a baseball player or soccer player (that's what I keep telling her so she hires me everyday). She's a great example. It's heart-wrenching to me what is said in the press sometimes because it couldn't be more inaccurate. Why take someone who is an incredibly good example and just say lots of negative things?... Anyone saying that you can change (your physique) on just three days a week is as bad as any scam diet book because it's just not true." In short, what Tracy's trying to say is: "HIRE ME, INDEFINITELY. MMMWUUAAHAWHAWHAW!!!"
Bu yeah, your top client's a "good example" of what, exactly, Tracy? Narcissism? Denial? Control issues? The utterly unattainable for the average person? An aneurism in the making? Chronic dissatisfaction? Will I stop now?
I hope those moments of realism didn't wrench at your heart too much... Although they'd have to fight through that very natural left breast of yours so chances are they've ricocheted off into the ether.
